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Introducing John Parrot!


After high school, John Parrot's excellent GPA, athleticism, and world class good looks landed him an appointment to the US Naval Academy. Unfortunately, he quickly came to the conclusion that he had a problem with authority and didn't like people telling him what to do, which made the military a poor choice. Eschewing a life of admiration and prestige, he embarked upon a series of low-paying, unremarkable jobs: bartender, fitness coach, truck driver, convenience store clerk, security guard, singer, limo driver, freelance writer, paralegal, and seafood market owner. Though undiagnosed, doctors suspect Parrot may suffer from a chronic case of imbecilism that manifests itself with the monthly publication of adventure-filled short stories starring a perennially-suspended FBI agent, Rebel LaRoux.       

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